BIDON

As for me....

I'm a young alluring blonde with a figure of a divine Apollo. I have graced the world with my birth on 27th of November 2005. A side product of this stunning event are my 7 siblings, who I love dearly, notwithstanding the fact that I am unique and one of the kind. Hmmm...but darn me, one more fine beige chick was bred that day!.

Ever since my youth I felt that I am special. Life spoiled me. First, I attended JoKo- Czar*PL Primary in Wrocław. I was too smart for gymnasium, therefore right after the Primary I went on to educate myself in the Capital City. There, I landed border-housed by the scatter-brained, always-on-the-run blonde, although I have to admit, my private toilet always gleans.

I also cannot complain on my nourishment and care, although one must watch his figure. I would have been in seventh heaven, if only blonde wouldn't panic every time something comes out of my nose, or (God forbid) fails to digest properly. At the end, everyone has their weaknesses. Well, sometimes not everything in your life smells lavender - tough luck...

Because due to the basic principle envisioned on the main page – I rule here – you are condemned to continue reading my unburdening. But remember – what will not kill you, will only make you stronger!

But all and all, I am a sweet romantic, who's waiting for his one truly (two tops, but either way I will settle with one). I enjoy long evenings in the moonlight, sitting on the fourth tinplate tile to the left. I shall always sing sweet serenades to my loved one, at least until the neighbors strike me down with a can.

From the KGB record:

Name: Ice Cream
Surname: JoKo – Czar*PL
Callname: Bidon
Birthdate: 27of October 2005
Place of birth: Wrocław
Registered residence: Warsaw
Marital status: single
Eyes: amber, although I would prefer diamond
Hair color: cream, with a steel shine
KGB: no collaboration / never denounced
Favorite color: aggressive pink
Favorite scent: lavender gravel
Favorite film: „101 Dalmatians”
Favorite song: „ Sexbomb"
Sexual ability: 200%
Character: modest, romantic, charming, ambitious, well-mannered.

Blonde begged me to give her a piece of the sub-page. I therefore do this, being threatened to lose my food rations.

„Joanna, thank you so much for this wonderful, adorable, creamy popsicle, which took over our hearts" - Agata K.